Yesterday in the shower I decided to pull the latex tube out a bit more from my stp as it was too short and I hadn't ordered the longer tube. Turns out I pulled it out about a half inch farther than it needed to be, but I didn't know that at the time. Fast forward a few hours and now I'm at work (very professional office) and I realize that it's now too long and my junk is hanging sideways in my shorts (so not cool to be anatomically incorrect!!)
So according to the stp directions you put a pencil into the tubing and slide it back on, only it's a bit trickier (and stickier) than that. Next thing I know I'm unsuccessful, and now I have a pen stuck in my cock. I'm in the bathroom with no tools to get it out. But aha! I have scissors in my pocket, so I think maybe I can grip the tip of the pen between the scissors and pull it out. But the scissors are too sharp and they cut the tip of the pen and now I have ink and a mess and a stuck pen leaking ink in my cock!! I need tools, but I can't stuff this inky mess in my shorts, so I wrap it in paper towels and hide it behind stuff on a shelf above the toilet. I go retrieve some tools , go back to the bathroom. Get the pen out, but not before getting ink on the toilet seat, in the water, on my hands, etc.
So now i'm trying to clean an ink mess, etc. Finally got it cleaned up but never got the tubing properly replaced until I got home this morning. ACK!
At least it's a single toilet bathroom and I didn't have to worry about someone walking in while I was messing around. I guess an ink mess was better than pissing in my pants (like last week...)
Jay
