So, I went to a gay wedding.  The earth did not open up, hellfire and brimstone did not rain down, but everyone did dance to "Funkytown" which comes close.

I danced with boys, girls and both of their moms.  And the shrimp cocktails were swell.

The entire deal was very cute.

So best of luck to Jeff and John.  If nothing else, I needed a new dress, LOL.