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the wacky fortune cookie generator

Started by Christo, July 28, 2008, 02:52:52 AM

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Christo

July 28, 2008, 02:52:52 AM
http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

QuoteYour Fortune Is

Baseball got it all wrong. A man with four balls cannot walk.

lmao :laugh: :laugh:
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tinkerbell

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July 28, 2008, 09:09:13 PM
Your Fortune Is



If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

Too funny!  ;D

tink :icon_chick:
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Sephirah

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July 28, 2008, 09:16:52 PM
QuoteYour Fortune Is 



An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

LOL! ;D
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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NicholeW.

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July 28, 2008, 09:21:07 PM


Your Fortune Is



Stand on toilet, get high on pot.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

All the time!! Exactly how I get high!!!  :laugh: :laugh:
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