Result: Sad
You must be petting a goose, 'cause you're feeling down.
Always a pessimist, you never let yourself get too happy -- probably because you don't think you deserve to be happy. You think that sadness is more authentic than happiness, so you choose to keep your cool by getting glum. All of that's a bunch of hooey and you should just start smiling. (Unless something happens that's, you know, really sad.)
STATS:
12% (14,399) other teens are also Sad
164,206 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: Happy
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Sounds right.