You Are a Lazy Cook
Technically, you're a cook... in that you do cook the occasional frozen burrito in the microwave.
Get a little adventurous. Sprinkle some fresh cheese on that frozen pizza next time!
Never really learned how to cook much. Can fix occational stuff that not easy microwave fix lol... Calazone, Steak, Deviled Eggs, Turkey/Lamb/Veal burgers