A man in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the sidewalk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so, the police arrest him for indecent exposure.
As the man is watching him being handcuffed, he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this, I was in this bar, out in the country, and this hot looking red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her tight white top and asks me to pull off my shirt, So I did."
"Then she pulls off her tight Wranglers and asks me to pull off my jeans as well, So I did."
"Then she pulls off her undies and asks me to pull off my joe boxers, so I did."
"Then she gets on the king size bed and looks at me kind of sexy with those ice blue eyes and says, Now go to town cowboy"
"And here I am."
