Quote from: Nichole on August 20, 2008, 01:53:26 PM
Three Aging White Men to Moderate Presidential Debate
By Marie Cocco, Washington Post Writers Group. Posted August 19, 2008.
http://www.alternet.org/reproductivejustice/95500/
WASHINGTON -- A presidential campaign in which a prevailing theme is "change" makes it all the easier to see just how much things remain the same.
Take the presidential debates to be broadcast this fall. The Commission on Presidential Debates plans three events, as usual, with one a "town hall" format featuring questions from voters, a recent custom on its way to becoming routine.
Another tradition is firmly upheld as well: Three white men will be in charge of questioning Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama on behalf of millions of American voters who, as a group, are less white and male than ever before.
Moderator: so Obama how much do you hate america on a 1-10 scale
Obama: i dont hate america at all
Moderator: dont want to answer? ok....next question goes to John McCain, John McCain would you agree that you are a war hero who heroicly served our nation and are a maverick.
McCain: Well i ummm...yes
Moderator: McCain you truely are a man among men...unlike this liberal guy...anyways obam,a would you agree that McCain is a maverick
Obama: No he has voted with George W Bush 95 percent of the time.
Moderator: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THIS MAN WHO WAS A POW...ONE MORE OUTBURST LIKE THAT AND I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS DEBATE DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!
Obama: but you asked the question....
Moderator: THATS IT THROW HIM OUT OF HERE...well thats all the time we have today i would like to congratulate our winner John McCain. Remember america....vote mccain or terrorists and gays will take over america.
Posted on: August 22, 2008, 05:25:27 AM
Debate #2
Moderator: Welcome to the second debate, first question goes to Obama....Obama during our first debate you spit on the american flag while saying ALL HAIL WRIGHT...you then said you would enslave all whites and Hitler would be your VP....do you promise to be more behaved this debate
Obama: none that even....
Moderator: i see you still choose to be difficult....next question goes to McCain. McCain how do you feel that some people dont honor your service and that you are the greatest american hero ever?
McCain: *asleep*
Moderator: wow....you are as humble as you are brave...
Obama: i think hes asleep
Moderator: WAS I TALKING TO YOU!?!? NO I WASN'T ....but since you want to talk our next question goes to you...Obama you and your christian pastor wright hate america you are also an atheist muslim.
Obama: Thats not tr....that not even possible....thats not even a question
Moderator: so you admit it ...well i'm afraid we will have to cut this short...but dont worry, we'll fill the remaining 30 minutes with the clip of obama's former pastor saying "*** **** america" played over and over and over and over. ENJOY!