What Religion is Your Bra?
A dyke walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked
up to the woman behind the counter and said,'I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?'asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the dyke, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'said the saleslady,as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, colorand material imaginable.' Actually, even
with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to
choose from .' Relieved, the dyke asked about the types. The
saleslady replied:'There are the Catholic,the Salvation Army,the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled,the dyke asked about the differences between
them. The Saleslady responded,'It is all really quite simple. ...
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
Send this to all that will appreciate it! PS...They forgot the
German bra... Holtzemfromfloppen
