Beauty queens

http://www.baywindows.com/index.php?ch=arts&sc=theater&sc2=news&sc3=&id=79854
9/4/2008

Women who compete in beauty pageants will endure a lot to win that
crown: they'll rub Preparation H under their eyes, put Vaseline on
their teeth, wax everything, and use double sided tape to make sure
there are no wardrobe malfunctions during the swimsuit competition.
The contestants in the Miss Glamouresse Pageant are willing to go even
further: they're tucking their business.