Real Ale - its not for men

http://www.thepublican.com/story.asp?sectioncode=16&storycode=61093&c=2
9/10/2008

What's the worst news that could affect your business this week?
Alistair Darling? More wet weather coming your way? Police crackdowns?
Carlsberg increasing their wholesale price or the figures that show
the continuing drop in smokers visiting the pub? Or the news that beer
contains more sex-changing chemicals than we first thought?

Strange. Drinking beer gives me a beer belly, but no moobs. Oh, well.

Oops guys, better stay away from beer, wine and nuts!!  >

Crap. That sucks. Oh well, good thing I'm not a drinker.