Quote from: Zythyra on November 26, 2008, 06:38:27 AMand don't forget God Hates Shrimp http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Hahahahahaha!

~Simone.

Quote from: Kate Alice on November 26, 2008, 03:37:39 AM
Dennis  just a bit of a touch up, you are being to modest. if you are going to tell us  the thoughts of the lord, you can't leave us room for any doubt.

Quote from: Dennis on November 25, 2008, 03:17:29 PM
Sinner! It's really men being tall that's offensive to the Lord imo . So you can have dispensation. Be blessed by father Dennis.

Dennis

Jest the facts of faith, father D.

Oh thank you, I'm still new at this being the conduit of God stuff.On a serious note, I never thought about that - the arrogance required to make pronouncements like Phelps does. It's mind-boggling really. The few times I've been to a (regular Christian) church and listened to sermons, the minister has always been very humble and gentle. Even Catholic priests, who tend to be a bit more rigid, with years of doctrine behind them, don't come near to this Phelps fellow.

Dennis

Quote from: Dennis on November 26, 2008, 09:25:42 AM

Quote from: Kate Alice on November 26, 2008, 03:37:39 AM
Dennis  just a bit of a touch up, you are being to modest. if you are going to tell us  the thoughts of the lord, you can't leave us room for any doubt.

Quote from: Dennis on November 25, 2008, 03:17:29 PM
Sinner! It's really men being tall that's offensive to the Lord imo . So you can have dispensation. Be blessed by father Dennis.

Dennis

Jest the facts of faith, father D.

Oh thank you, I'm still new at this being the conduit of God stuff.On a serious note, I never thought about that - the arrogance required to make pronouncements like Phelps does. It's mind-boggling really. The few times I've been to a (regular Christian) church and listened to sermons, the minister has always been very humble and gentle. Even Catholic priests, who tend to be a bit more rigid, with years of doctrine behind them, don't come near to this Phelps fellow.

Dennis

Hon, NO ONE comes near this Phelps-fellow!! Why would they? I mean, how close would you wish to be to him?


And, Den, please get the god-stuff right!! No one is gonna buy into it unless when you make pronouncements they are bolded, in caps and leave no doubt at all that you are "The Voice of G-O-D!!"


Nichole

Quote from: Zythyra on November 26, 2008, 06:38:27 AM

and don't forget God Hates Shrimp http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

When with these people learn that the Old Testament was fulfilled by Christ.  He said 'I am the fulfillment of the law'.  He was referring to the Old Testament.

Quote from: Dennis on November 26, 2008, 01:07:22 AM

Tall women escape my wrath. I find them quite beautiful as long as they don't prefer guys to be taller. It's tall men that attract the smites. Besides, there's something fun about slow dancing with a woman when you only reach breast height on her

HUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM.  Care to dance, Father D 

Actually you're all wrong. Alan Rickman is the one, true Voice of God!



~Simone.

Quote from: lady amarant on November 26, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
Actually you're all wrong. Alan Rickman is the one, true Voice of God!



~Simone.

Ah, so that may be true, Simone, but isn't he also a philandering husband, among other things?

Nichole

Quote from: Nichole on November 26, 2008, 11:36:17 AMAh, so that may be true, Simone, but isn't he also a philandering husband, among other things?

He is all things to all humankind! He is ... The Voice!

~Simone.

Love Actually = Favourite feel-good movie, BTW. Well linked dearest Nichole! 

~Simone.

Quote from: lady amarant on November 26, 2008, 11:43:40 AM
Love Actually = Favourite feel-good movie, BTW. Well linked dearest Nichole! 

~Simone.

Aw, you are just too sweet, Simone. Thank you. Ah, our movie tastes seem somewhat compatible with one another!

I love Alan Rickman! Well, among others.

I'd suggest this for your possible enjoyment. Rickman's not in it, but I've fallen in-love with it in the week we've had it.

Nichole

I still perfer the method local churches here use for dealing with them.  As soon as a church gets word that a protest is coming (and make no mistake, they advertise where they are going so they get media coverage), they start collecting pledges of how much money people will donate per minute the protest goes on. The total usually ends up being in the tens of thousands of dollars. Then the organizers of the pledge drive send a thank you note to the Phelps church along with a report of how much money they raised. Churches that have done this, have hoped Phelps and company would return, but they never do.

You know I praise the lord for people like Fred and his ilk.  Otherwise I'd be forced to battle the forces of religion day in and day out, but he's out there every day doing my work for me.  With Fred on the job I just be kicking it old school style.