Hell. The eff. No.
First: that requires unprotected sex. Not happening.
Second: that's a lot of stretch marks.
Three: I already have wack enough hormones as is!
Four: I like my sixpack.
Five: Well, I like my sixpack.
Six: No motorcycle.
Seven: I HATE those whiny brats anyways, why in friggin kungfu panda's name would I want to be the vessel of bringing some little devil brat into this world? I'll just wanna drown him or her as soon as she comes out anyways.
Eight: I am disgusted by the, "for a partial term." What does that mean, you get pregnant just to see what it feels like and then go kill your baby? No.
Nine: Freedom is something I've struggled all my life for, and I would just gladly sign it over to some screaming whiny brat that can't even hold his/her own head up?
Ten: I hate whiny brats.
Eleven: Pregnant women have ugly bellies, can't sleep at night, and screw their backs up. Too uncomfortable sounding for me.
Twelve: You can't smoke, you can't drink, and you can't really bang too hard.
Thirteen: There's enough 13 year old sluts going around getting pregnant enough for all of America and Mexico. I'm not gonna add to the, "I'm too young to have a kid but I'll have one anyways" crowd. College first. Babies never.
Fourteen: i'm enough of a bitch already. i don't need a big belly, crazy hormones, and a lot of people calling me a fatass to add to it.