Dr. Firpo Carr masturbates dogs?
Filed by: Alex Blaze
December 14, 2008 10:00 AM

http://www.bilerico.com/2008/12/dr_firpo_carr_masturbates_dogs.php

Pam posted yesterday about Dr. Firpo Carr's crazy homophobic column in the LA Sentinel, Los Angeles's African American paper. Jim Burroway gave him his Peter LaBarbara Award for his outrageousness, and Jasmyne Cannick gave him her "Negro Please" Award. Accolades all around.

Well, Carr responded to Jasmyne:

    Above a photo of me lifted from my Web site (www.firpocarr.com) that has been defaced with horns you write: "This Week's Negro Please Award Goes to the Man Who Said 'God Pays Gays With AIDS.'" As professionals, one would think we could disagree without being disagreeable. Actually, you've misrepresented me and my article. The real title of my article is in the form of a question, namely, "God Pays Gays With AIDS?" It should be obvious that it is not a definitive statement. Have you falsely misrepresented me for dramatic purposes? In both this article and the previous one I wrote, "Why Blacks Don't Like Gays" (November 20-26, 2008) I nowhere state unequivocally that God has punished gays with AIDS.

Oh, I like that word "unequivocally." So it's ok to suggest that maybe god has punished gays with AIDS? Or is "probably" also an equivocal word? How about "almost certainly?" Yup, none of those are "unequivocal."