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Started by Nicky, January 15, 2009, 07:25:47 PM

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Mr. Fox

"In today's tragic 'Guard Sheep Massacre,' thousands of innocent (and not-so-inncent) civilians were killed by three renegade sheep gone bad.  What many are calling the most tragic of events is the death of a child named Adrian, who . . . what did he do for the world, Rob?"
"Danged if I know, Katie, but I hear he had some pretty good fashion sense.  And was pretty . . . hmm."
"Rob, stop lusting after teenagers during newscasts.  You know that's for after-hours."
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RebeccaFog


Our numbers grow. We will not be denied.

Sorry we had to kill you, Adrian.   ;)
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Mr. Fox

No hard feelings.  Sacrifices must be made in the name of progress.  Besides, Rob doesn't deserve any teenagers to lust after.
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RebeccaFog


I'll tell him you said that when it's time for us to kill him.
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Mr. Fox

Don't kill him!  He'll hit on me in hell!
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RebeccaFog


I hadn't realized that you went to hell.     
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Mr. Fox

I'm just visiting a friend, but I'd hate to have to leave in the middle of teatime.
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RebeccaFog


If you're drinking tea, then you're definitely in hell.
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tekla

The road to hell is paved with tea?  Explains why we dumped that stuff in Boston harbor.  Earl Grey is the antichrist.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Shana A



Sheep - Pink Floyd

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is not a bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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Eva Marie

Quote from: Zythyra on January 17, 2009, 09:26:57 PM


Sheep - Pink Floyd

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is not a bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.

excellent! a favorite pink floyd song here.
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RebeccaFog


great choice, Z.

Now we have a theme song
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Shana A

Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 17, 2009, 09:46:17 PM
I made lamb chops for dinner. The Pink Floyd went along great with that

:laugh: >:-) :laugh:

I suppose you were wearing a wool sweater too!  :P

Z

Post Merge: January 17, 2009, 10:12:36 PM

Quote from: Rebis on January 17, 2009, 09:52:51 PM

great choice, Z.

Now we have a theme song

Theme song, mascots... we're making progress  ;D

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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jenga

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Shana A

Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 17, 2009, 10:12:52 PM
How did you know?  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:

Just kidding, I actually had beans and rice with onions, olives and shrooms

And I'm wearing thermals

That's more like it! No eating lamb chops and wearing wool in this forum  :laugh:

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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Pica Pica

god that was a woolly baa-d pun.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Shana A

Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 17, 2009, 11:01:50 PM
No worries, didn't mean mutton by it  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:

Quote from: Pica Pica on January 18, 2009, 01:04:18 AM
god that was a woolly baa-d pun.

I'm going to pretend that I hadn't herd that  :laugh:

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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Mr. Fox

Quote from: Rebis on January 17, 2009, 06:16:36 PM

If you're drinking tea, then you're definitely in hell.

Don't talk ->-bleeped-<- about tea! >:( >:( >:( >:-) >:-) >:-)
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RebeccaFog


I apologize. I didn't know it meant that much to you.

But then, I am a guardian sheep and I can do anything.   :laugh:
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Constance

There are days when I wonder if I really belong at this site. Then, I read posts like these and my confidence is bolstered. I'm definitely in the right place.

All hail the Guardian Sheep!