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Remember the Yugo car?

Started by nickie, December 05, 2008, 12:39:44 PM

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nickie

Remember the Yugo car? Here is some humor I found today in the St Pete Times about it:

How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill up the gas tank.

The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping like mad.

What do you call the Yugo's shock absorbers?
Passengers.

Why does the Yugo have defrosters on the rear window?
To keep your hands warm while you push it.

What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
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Constance

A guy goes into an auto parts store and asks, "Can I get a gas cap for a Yugo?"

The clerk thinks for a moment and replies, "Yeah, that's a fair trade."

daisybelle

I remember going to a grocery store and passing a Yugo as I was walking in.   The lady opens the doos and it falls on the ground, and she says " OH not again!!!" 

David
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Kallisty

A Yugo runs into a motorcycle parked outside a bar.  The motorcycle falls over, the Yugo is totaled.
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V M

Funny that they called it Yugo. They should of called it Yudontgo
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

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- V M
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Janet_Girl

When you Yugo has engine trouble, you jack up the gas cap and run a new one under it.

Janet

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europopprincess

If a Yugo falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?  Probably not.  If a Yugo falls anywhere, with any amount of people to hear it, does it make a sound?  Probably not.
"This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!"
— The Doctor
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V M

Surprisingly, I recently saw a Yugo. The surprising part is that it was running  :icon_blink:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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