so you like it?  do you make it yourself?

i like it, however i do not know the recipie  - bought it prepared and boiled it to buggery,

in honor of burns? do you like burns?

nah, i think he's rubbish

Burns didn't exactly praise the course of Empire.  I always try to think of Burns being read in that real thick accent, which of course means I will understand none of it at all.  Works for me.

Haggis also makes great catapult fodder 

Catapults are so primitive, you gots to get a trebuchet to lob that haggis.

A rapid fire trebuchet that will accept either haggis and/or Christmas fruitcakes 

System two niner preparing to launch.... Have you got the haggis? And the fruitcakes? Rodger that, all systems go....3-2-1 Launch!!!