NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

And I use every one of them.  i learned from the best.  my ex wife.

Janet

Quote from: Janet Lynn on February 05, 2009, 10:57:02 PM
And I use every one of them.  i learned from the best.  my ex wife.

Janet

I learned them from my mother.

us men aren't as clueless as you think we are...
we know these quite well.
well i do, at least.

It's still fun to talk about, though, because it's so true.

Maybe this is why my dad doesn't pick up on my subtle cues of rage...

In my case, a loud sigh combined with rolling of the eyes usually precedes a bitch fit.  Ask him, he will tell you! This is why it is never a good idea to test me or push my buttons, but the good thing about all this is that love always conquers everything; otherwise, where would we be now? *giggle* 


tink

"we need to talk" - RUN FOR THE HILLS. Unless you mind getting "whatever", in which case, best option is to sit down, shut up and take it like a man.

Dennis

I used the line, "we need to talk" with my friend the other day.  And when she got worried and asked what it was about, "oh nothing much, we'll talk about it later when we have time."

Little does she know I wanna see her entrails on the wall...

OMG, this is so true.

You mean men don't think like this? ._.

Quote from: Annwyn Le'fay on February 08, 2009, 09:30:30 PM
I used the line, "we need to talk" with my friend the other day.  And when she got worried and asked what it was about, "oh nothing much, we'll talk about it later when we have time."

Little does she know I wanna see her entrails on the wall...

.... D: ? Violent and stuff... D:

Quote from: Annwyn Le'fay on February 08, 2009, 09:30:30 PM
I used the line, "we need to talk" with my friend the other day.  And when she got worried and asked what it was about, "oh nothing much, we'll talk about it later when we have time."

Little does she know I wanna see her entrails on the wall...

She knows. She's a girl. That's exactly what it means. Entrails on the wall. Run now, or you'll be removing them from the wall and replacing them where they belong later.

Dennis