There are two male flys, Frank and Howie, sitting on a dead deer carcase checking out a very attractive female fly who happens to be sitting a few feet away on a pile of cow dung. Frank says to Howie, "I bet she was a hot maggot when she was younger." Howie replies "I bet ya ten bucks ya can't pick her up." Frank responds, "Your on." So Frank flys over to the cow dung, lands and blinks his big round eyes; which female flys find irresistible, and uses his best pickup line.




"Excuse me but is this stool taken?"