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Started by Suzy, February 15, 2009, 09:43:14 PM

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Suzy

February 15, 2009, 09:43:14 PM
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing
alone. She approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
-- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'.


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Janet_Girl

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February 15, 2009, 10:22:46 PM
OK someone got a new joke book for Valentine's Day.  :laugh:

Janet
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Annwyn

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February 15, 2009, 10:31:46 PM
Yuss.

Cho Mac'Olatte.
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TheBattler

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February 16, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on February 15, 2009, 10:22:46 PM
OK someone got a new joke book for Valentine's Day.  :laugh:

Janet

Some of the jokes have been good - I just wish I was in a better mood to enjoy them.

Alice
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Sephirah

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February 16, 2009, 05:50:14 AM
ROFL!

That actually made me laugh out loud. ;D
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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