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Started by nickie, February 26, 2009, 06:40:28 AM

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nickie

February 26, 2009, 06:40:28 AM
This really happens!
As we get older, I believe we are more likely to be  victims of  this  type of crime. You've heard about people who have been abducted and  had their  kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's  thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked  oatmeal. Whose  thighs were these and what happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer  looking for my thighs.  Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to  living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I  knew it  was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to  the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized  I'd have to  give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One  morning  I was  fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of  my upper arm  swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was  really  getting  scary my body was being replaced one section at a  time. What  could they do to me next?     When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced  with a  turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the roses! Those  'plastic' surgeons  are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen  from you and me!  The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again and ask if it was lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere,  every  night.   WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year, I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of  bed, I was  relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my  armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.  Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.

These  same  thieves went into my closet and shrunk my clothes! How do they do  it???? We must fight this crime!!!!
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Rachael

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February 26, 2009, 06:42:44 AM
heheheh, funny, but means very little at my age XD I still dont plan to make it past 30 without a fight...
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mickie88

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February 26, 2009, 07:52:44 AM
Quote from: Rachael on February 26, 2009, 06:42:44 AM
heheheh, funny, but means very little at my age XD I still dont plan to make it past 30 without a fight...

yeah you and me both
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