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                    Your result for The What Planet Are You From Test... JupiterCongratulations! You scored ###%!The What Planet Are You From Test at HelloQuizzy

Jupiter

Jupiter is the fifth planet from the Sun and is the largest one in the solar system. If Jupiter were hollow, more than one thousand Earths could fit inside. That makes you the henchman, the guy that everyone calls on to do his dirty work. Big and lumbering, you stick out like a sore thumb, yet no one seems to find you. Remember JFK? That was your doing. King? You got that right. Stronger than most everyone, and you like it just fine that way. I know a couple of marines that would just love to pick a fight with you.

Earth. I have no choice. Gravity, you know. The earth sucks!

                   
                    Your result for The What Planet Are You From Test... VenusCongratulations! You scored ###%!The What Planet Are You From Test at HelloQuizzy

Venus, sweet venus, the jewel of the sky, was once know by ancient astronomers as the morning star and evening star. Early astronomers once thought Venus to be two separate bodies. Venus, which is named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty, is veiled by thick swirling cloud cover. Out of all the aliens in the solar system, you seem the most, misunderstood... I don't think so. We're on to you too, devil of temptation. Not all of us are controlled by our desires of the flesh (just most of us). The majority of you live near Beverly Hills, Newport, and the Hamptons, and are in the process of impregnating every human you come in contact with. Subsequently, a large condom campaign has been launched in colleges around the world to cease your attempts.

                   
                    Your result for The What Planet Are You From Test... JupiterCongratulations! You scored ###%!The What Planet Are You From Test at HelloQuizzy

...Is this because I would take a date to a cemetary?

I am THE SUN.....

But I want to be a planet, too.

                   
                    Your result for The What Planet Are You From Test... SaturnCongratulations! You scored ###%!The What Planet Are You From Test at HelloQuizzy

Venus of course!

                   
                    Your result for The What Planet Are You From Test... JupiterCongratulations! You scored ###%!The What Planet Are You From Test at HelloQuizzy