Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up

She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.

Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

The foreskin needs to be pull back and for? For peering? (or was just to made the joke and im being dumb?)

Quote from: Zelane on February 16, 2009, 03:35:31 AM
The foreskin needs to be pull back and for? For peering? (or was just to made the joke and im being dumb?)

Just try it on your boyfriend's you'll soon find out what for!

Potty story: One day my wife had left early to take the oldest to school and I stayed home to watch the little one. After my second cup of coffee and went to do my morning duty (crap) I had left the door open to listen for movement of small feet. Samantha entered, sat down on her little kiddie potty, turned red in the face and grunted. Afterward she stood up being very proud of herself and look down to find nothing there. She forgot to pull down her panties!

Awesome!