Most embarrassing thing you've ever done?


Around 45 mins ago (3am) whilst wasted out of my mind, I typed a little confessional to a guy I have a thing for, something basically along the lines of "I really like you".

I followed this up with a "Oh, ****, I didn't mean to press enter there, um... ****"


Or something like that.


I've ****ed it. I've really ****ed it. Have I ****ed it, Jeremy?



So, yeah, you lot?

eyyyyy peep show. been a fan from the go.

i once told a girl i liked i couldn't come in to have coffee, and it was because i needed the loo, and new of a public one near by. i didn't want to burst into her house and befoul her toilet.

this would have been fine, i nice polite goodbye - but stupidly i told her afterwards, because i didn't want her to think i didn't like her...all bets were off after this point.

Got caught jerking my boyfriend at the time off at school (we thought we were safe... my guitar teacher busted us)

Or the time my mother caught me masturbating to gay porn

Or the time my 5th-6th grade teacher read my diary out loud to the entire class while I sat in the corning crying, mortified

Being completely doped up on Ambien typing ->-bleeped-<- to people on MSN messenger as well as sending a message to my brother asking for beer and not remembering...

The drum set in guitar center, I didn't know the amp was on so I smashed the drums and nearly fell off the chair and the guy was all sarcastic "Yeh let's turn this all the way down thank you very much"

Forgetting my camera was on as I proceeded to snuggle with my blanket...

Must I continue? 

Lol! Great post, made my morning

Ah, "appear offline"...

So, he's there.

Ack. What do I say?

'Tis always possible that he didn't get the message(s).....


Come on technology, you never work when I need to work, now please, fail when I need you to fail!


*EDIT* 'Cause I don't want to double post...

It turned out okay.

I sorta have a date now.

Well, we're going out as friends but, hmm, we shall see.

New thing to panic about, yay!

have much good luck.

Good luck lol

Jay

Most embarrassing moment regarding sex?

Happened many years ago in Italy. Myself, my then girlfriend, her ex girlfriend and her then boyfriend went out to eat in a restaurant outside Florence near San Casciano Val di Pesa. After the meal accompanied by plenty of alcohol (may Allah forgive me!) we were feeling really up for it and went into the woods opposite the restaurant to have sex.

Anyway ,there we were having mutual oral sex, when next thing I know a flashlight is turned on and I have a double barreled shot gun 30cm from my face. Scared the ->-bleeped-<- out of me to say the least.

What had happened was at that time there was a maniac that used to kill and mutilate couples having sex, (the so-called Monster of Florence) and these locals were on the prowl to get him. Who knows, they might have saved my life as a French couple had been murdered off the same road.

True story