ok, this one's kinda bad, but i love it.

A group of medical school students enter the morgue for their first course in forensic pathology.  The chief medical examiner is standing before them with a corpse laid out on the autopsy table. as he pulls back the sheet, he tells the students

"There are only 2 things to learn about being a good pathologist.  1) don't be disgusted by a dead body."

as he says this, he takes his glove off, inserts a finger in the body's behind, and sticks it in his mouth.  he asks each and every student to repeat what he did. horrified, they do.

" #2 students...pay attention to details! i stuck my first finger in the corpse, but put my middle finger in my mouth."

Quote from: hectic on August 06, 2005, 04:54:16 PM
ok, this one's kinda bad, but i love it.

A group of medical school students enter the morgue for their first course in forensic pathology.  The chief medical examiner is standing before them with a corpse laid out on the autopsy table. as he pulls back the sheet, he tells the students

"There are only 2 things to learn about being a good pathologist.  1) don't be disgusted by a dead body."

as he says this, he takes his glove off, inserts a finger in the body's behind, and sticks it in his mouth.  he asks each and every student to repeat what he did. horrified, they do.

" #2 students...pay attention to details! i stuck my first finger in the corpse, but put my middle finger in my mouth."

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! that's really disgusting!!

Actually you'd be surprised to know certain things that go on in those classes......If I could only tell.........yuck!

tinkerbell