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You are a Hippie
You are a total hippie. While you may not wear Birkenstocks or smell of incense, you have the soul of a hippie.
You don't trust authority, and you do as you please. You're willing to take a stand, even when what you believe isn't popular.
You like to experiment with ideas, lifestyles, and different subcultures.
You always gravitate toward what's radical and subversive. Normal, mainstream culture doesn't really resonate with you."
That's pretty much all true, except that my "do as you please" tendency has been suppressed by fear, often justifiable, for decades. I have been called subversive on a number of occasions, starting in high school.
See, mummy? I'm a hippie, not a lazy &^IU^*% !