So here is a really fun thing that I saw on an old gaming forum and I thought it would be fund to do here too.

The rules are simple:

^ Say something nice about the person that posted above you.
> Say something true about yourself
v Say something funny about the person that will post below you.

I'll kick it off

^ If your above me then you must be great
> I am happier now then I have ever been.
v Likes to eat pie and watch old people at Wal-Mart 

close. do like pie, but i usually watch people at Kroger. 

^ sweet girl
> about to chop off his tits
V wouldn't chop off their tits for the world

Hahaha!  Well, there are a couple of things I'd chop them off for..

^ Has hugs so great, that they're named after him
> Is procrastinating horribly because she doesn't want to finish her paper
v Is obsessed with garden gnomes

^ knows how much fun it is to punt garden Gnomes!
> Is looking at the neighbors garden gnome and fighting the urge.
v Is hiding their gnomes.

^must resist the urge to punt gnomes
>If I had any gnomes I would definitely hide them
v thier favorite Gnome is the travelocity gnome

^ has some really cool glasses.
> loves the travelocity gnome and hopes he will send her to Mexico soon.
v  always eats cereal from breakfast

^ Very sweet, caring and thoughtful.
> I wear my heart on my sleeve.
v Would love to be an extra in a movie, even as the corpse.

^ Has a good heart and only wears it there so other can see just how good it is.
> feels half dead at the moment anyway so why not? 
v wants to ball gag stupid people.

^ Can see the cup is half full most times, soooo,,
> just realized the down arrow is actually a small V 
v wears bunny ears and furry slippers to market

^ is good at guessing which people like to wear bunny slippers  JK 
> I have never been in love
V Eats dog food with chopsticks