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There are in-between flings with the world's oldest profession and a stint in a head-to-toe Wombles costume in a kiddie amusement park full of giant toadstools. Kitten even settles into one of the toadstools for a wee while and life seems rather romantic.

Then Kitten becomes a casualty of a London nightclub bombing. Rushed to the emergency ward, her biological gender is discovered. An Irish transsexual at the scene of the crime, she becomes the prime suspect for the bombing.

"If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?" she asks her interrogators and writes down an imaginary terrorist adventure in which, complete with black leather cat suit, she knocks out terrorists with a puff of perfume to the nose.