1. "Oh, my god! Did you see that?"
2. "Here's your change, SIR."
3. "Here you go, ma'am. Snicker."
4. "Pardon me, ma'am. Oh! I mean 'sir.'"
5. "What the hell are you?"
6. "hi, guys. I... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that one you wasn't a girl."
7. "Excuse me sir... uh, ma'am. I'm so sorry."
8. "Thank you, ma'am. Come again."
9. Man: "Hey beautiful! Can I get your phone number?"
10. Lesbian: "You're kind of cute. Do they know you at U-Haul?"

Quote from: Lisbeth on June 14, 2009, 11:23:38 AM
1. "Oh, my god! Did you see that?"
2. "Here's your change, SIR."
3. "Here you go, ma'am. Snicker."
4. "Pardon me, ma'am. Oh! I mean 'sir.'"
5. "What the hell are you?"
6. "hi, guys. I... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that one you wasn't a girl."
7. "Excuse me sir... uh, ma'am. I'm so sorry."
8. "Thank you, ma'am. Come again."
9. Man: "Hey beautiful! Can I get your phone number?"
10. Lesbian: "You're kind of cute. Do they know you at U-Haul?"

Been there done *all* of them!!! 

Where did you get it from?

-Sandy

Been there, Done that.  As all of us have.  But they are funny seeing them in writing. 

Janet

Quote from: Sandy on June 14, 2009, 05:47:21 PM
Where did you get it from?

I made it up.

But they are so true.

Janet

And if you read them in the exact inverse order.. they work for FTM's as well

Quote from: Miniar on June 15, 2009, 12:36:46 PM
And if you read them in the exact inverse order.. they work for FTM's as well

LOL 

Quote from: Lisbeth on June 14, 2009, 11:23:38 AM
10. Lesbian: "You're kind of cute. Do they know you at U-Haul?"

rofl!

It's possible to begin at seven and move through to ten.

Quote from: Nichole on June 16, 2009, 11:26:49 AM
It's possible to begin at seven and move through to ten.

I did, except for 9 and 10. 

Quote from: Lisbeth on June 14, 2009, 11:23:38 AM
10. Lesbian: "You're kind of cute. Do they know you at U-Haul?"

*melts* I hope I get asked this some day.