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A real cowboy?

Started by nickie, July 05, 2009, 09:31:56 PM

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nickie

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out  I'm a lesbian.'


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Janet_Girl

I just wanted to thank you, Nickie.  For the ice creme on my monitor.

Way too funny.

Janet
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nickie

Janet, I got it on my monitor AND keyboard too, (chocolate) when I read it. It really doesn't feel good coming out your nose, does it?
Nickster
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Janet_Girl

Especially Rocky Road.  Darn peanuts.
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heatherrose




Where did the marshmallows come out?

:icon_blink:




"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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V M

Wheeeeeee doggies!!!  :laugh: Us girls in the Great N.West are lovin' that one!!!  :laugh: I guess I should clean up the beef stew  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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nickie

I think there is still a marshmallow stuck in there somewhere... something tickles...
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