Okay. I dare anyone to laugh.
My results:
Nero, you're 57% feminine and 43% masculine. When we compared your results with other men, it shows that you're somewhat more feminine than other men.This is probably because I have so many "feminine" traits, such as actually being in touch with my emotions, not being a gym bunny or sports-addict, and my appreciation of beauty.
Okay, so I'm not the stereotypical guy - like I didn't know that.

Boy, this is really good for my self-esteem.

Nero