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The perfect woman says

Started by tekla, August 11, 2009, 10:40:42 PM

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tekla

The perfect woman says:

1. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
2. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
3. That was a great fart...do another one.
4. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
5. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
6. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
7. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
8. Say, lets go to the mall so you can check out other women's asses.
9. I'll be out painting the house.
10. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's...I wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
11. Honey... our new neighbors wife is sunbathing topless again...come see.
12. No, No, I can take the car to get the oil changed.
13. Your mother is wayyy better than mine.
14. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentines thing and buy new clubs.
15. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year...you go hunting with your buddies..it's a great stress reliever.
16. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a porno movie, a six pack and invite one of my girlfriends over for a threesome.
17. Oh no, not the mall again...let's go to a strip club.
18. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
19. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
20. I'm bored, let's shave my pubes.
21. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
22. I know it's tighter back there, but could you please try again?
23. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust.
24. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head , just for you.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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tekla

Hey I don't even need all of them, but 14 + 15 rock my world.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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tekla

No, not even remotely, not even with the kind of women I know - or knew, before I reformed and all.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Mister

Ha, i've heard a couple of those out of my lady.  namely 1, 4, 6 & 23.  lol
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Janet_Girl

Why does it not surprise me that guys like this list.  Let me think...........Oh Yeah it's all about them being centered on themselves.  Although #6 is a good choice.

Cute Tekla, cute.

Janet
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tekla

Oh I'm not sure that men like it as much as they find it the male kind of 'cute' - after all, if you get 1 and 2, you don't need the rest of the list.

And it came from a long discussion about an article about how simple men really are if women would only refrain from trying to complicate the subject.

FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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tekla

Strong minded people, need other strong minded people around them least they become like Michael Jackson.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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