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Started by Jamie-o, August 08, 2009, 04:40:35 AM

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Silver

Quote from: Cami on August 10, 2009, 12:13:56 PM
For sale:

One unused, unneeded penis and set of testicles. will consider trade for working vagina and set of breast.  :laugh: :laugh:

Sold!

SilverFang
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Nero

Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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sd

Well...
Any doubt that you are guys can easily be put to rest with this one thread.  :P


By the way guys, don't forget to use a "male member measuring stick". The male member measuring stick adds an extra 50%. I'm not sure where to get them but all guys seem to have them. Just another thing for you to buy I guess.
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JonasCarminis

nero measured and didnt die... i think i will measure mine when i get home.  im in a coffee shop right now, and i dont want to make things awkward for the employees. :D
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Ellieka

Quote from: Josh on August 11, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
...  im in a coffee shop right now, and i dont want to make things awkward for the employees. :D

ROFL!  :laugh: :laugh:
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Aussie Jay

"im in a coffee shop right now, and i dont want to make things awkward for the employees. "

Do it anyways!! I know you wanna... Who knows, you may give the people a thrill!!! :D lol

A smooth sea never made for a skilled sailor.
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Christo

measurin tape works cool. King kong's 2 1/2  8) 8) 8)
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Vancha

When I get on T, I will be all over that measuring tape.  :laugh:

Also, are these flaccid or erect measurements?  I'm always confused as to which.
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JonasCarminis

when i do mine, i'll do both.  im curious about what the difference will be.

Post Merge: August 12, 2009, 01:11:45 AM

1.75 in. flaccid.  i'll do the other one later. >_>

for the record, ~6 months on T
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Jamie-o

#29
Well, I guess I'm not so far out of the norm after all. Isn't that always the way?  :D  3.5 mo. on T.  1.5" flaccid.  Didn't really get any longer erect, just wider.  (*sigh*  Neither a grower nor a shower.  ;) )
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Miniar

f it.. I'll play along..
I may be pre-T but I'm rather "blessed" in that department.
3.25 centimeters or 1.28 inches.

Now to find out whether that means anything later on.. with the T..



"Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell" - Nietzsche
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Christo

Quote from: Adrian on August 12, 2009, 01:39:21 AM
Also, are these flaccid or erect measurements?  I'm always confused as to which.

flaccid.  :icon_dance: :icon_dance: :icon_dance:
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Ellieka

I really really shouldn't be reading this... Really I shouldn't.... but damn! LOL I haven't heard guys talk like this since I worked in a foundry 10 years ago!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_redface:
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Vancha

Quote from: Cami on August 13, 2009, 04:15:37 AM
I really really shouldn't be reading this... Really I shouldn't.... but damn! LOL I haven't heard guys talk like this since I worked in a foundry 10 years ago!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_redface:

I guess it's just proof that I have a male brain that I find nothing odd about this conversation at all.   :laugh:
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Aussie Jay


A smooth sea never made for a skilled sailor.
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heatherrose



I haven't been on T since last Sept. and still measure....

::)



"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Ellieka

Oh I don't find it odd at all! well not for guys anyway. :icon_redface: Please, continue!  :laugh:


ummm, by the way, any of you single and looking?  ;D

Post Merge: August 13, 2009, 04:25:52 AM

Quote from: heatherrose on August 13, 2009, 04:23:48 AM


I haven't been on T since last Sept. and still measure....

::)




yeah.... guilty, I do too. Down to 3 inches!  :icon_dance:
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FairyGirl

Quote from: Leslie Ann on August 11, 2009, 04:01:33 AM
Well...
Any doubt that you are guys can easily be put to rest with this one thread.  :P


By the way guys, don't forget to use a "male member measuring stick". The male member measuring stick adds an extra 50%. I'm not sure where to get them but all guys seem to have them. Just another thing for you to buy I guess.

this reminds me of an old joke... there were these 2 fishermen out on the pier drinking beer and they both stood up to pee over the edge. The first fisherman is bragging and says, "hmmm.. water's cold today." The second fishermen replies, "yeah, and deep too."  :laugh:

Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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Miniar

I've never found anything "weird" about conversations like these.
Heck, I've weirded MEN out with my nonchalant approach to sexual organ discussions.

Quote from: Cami on August 13, 2009, 04:23:55 AMummm, by the way, any of you single and looking?  ;D

No, but we don't mind sharing... :P





"Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell" - Nietzsche
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Elijah3291

just thought I would bring this topic back lol

anyone know if the size pre-T has anything to do with the size after T? As for me, I dont really look at that area much at all, but I checked it out once to see how big it is, and not to get too TMI, but that thing is miniscule!! Does that mean I wont grow as much once I get T? I want something to hold!!! meh.
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