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An old blonde joke

Started by nickie, August 26, 2009, 08:31:40 PM

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nickie

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are  blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5.   The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Janet_Girl

That is terrible, Nicky.  True, but terrible.  ;D

Janet
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Shana

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LordKAT

Shanawolf with white fur is close enuff to blonde. No wonder you don't get it. I knew it wasn't just age.
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V M

Virginia twirls her hair and says "Huh?"  :laugh:
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- V M
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Shana

Eh????  Frakin hearing aid's getting the fritz again.. I'm hearin voices.. oh well, time for my shows..
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Renate

So where is this all-girl biker bar?
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Silver

Made me laugh. Good one.

SilverFang
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