The perfect man says:

1. I have enough to drink, you drive.
2. Shouldn't you be down at the mall with your girlfriends?
3. Pardon me.  I passed gas.
4. I've decided to fix some things around the house.
5. You're so sexy when you're just waking up.
6. Too Hell with football.  Let's just talk.
7. Let's subscribe to TV Guide and find good movies to watch together.
8. Say, lets go to the mall so you can check out the latest fashions.
9. I'll be out painting the house.
10. I love it now that I don't golf on Sundays, and we can spend time together.
11. Honey... our new neighbors are noise...I'm going to talk to them.
12. Yes, I can take the car to get the oil changed.
13. Your mother is a great Lady.
14. Do me a favor, and remind me when Valentine's Day comes around and keep your schedule open for a hot date.
15. I understand fully our anniversary comes every year and it is important to both of us.  I canceled the hunting trip with my buddies.
16. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a romantic movie, and just cuddle.
17. Oh no, not again the strip club...let's go to the mall.
18. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and do something that you have always wanted to.
19. I was wrong.
20. I'm bored, let's paint the bedroom.
21. Would you like to watch me wash the car?
22. I like it when you get off first.
23. Yes Dear.
24. I signed up for carpentry classes and build that new kitchen for us..

Half of it sounds creepy and the other half sounds sort of desireable-creepy.

Hey, it is a off handed come back to tekla's post.

Janet

And very good. Love how some were exactly the same.

You forgot: I'll take care of the house - why don't you go out with your girlfriends?

(After all, a man is OK, but you wouldn't want to have him around all the time would you?)

- Kate

MY perfect man would say these things, in this order:

"I do"

"I don't feel so good."

"I want (gasp) my wife to (coughing jag) have everything...my will is in the file cabinet."

"Goodbye, dear. Enjoy my millions!"

What about "Here, why don't I do the vacuuming?"? I'm fine with other cleaning and whatnot, but I can't stand vacuuming. Don't know about you ladies, but guys who willingly do my vacuuming rock my world, float my boat, all that jazz.

I would be happy to have a man who...scratch that I want a woman. A woman who thinks I am worth spending a bit of time with..maybe until the end of time.

Janet, if you know a guy like that, find out if he has a brother...

-Sandy

(Sorry this is once again just an emotional rant.)

Men are either sincerely ass holes, or insincere. Very few exceptions to this, and those that are are probably women anyways.

Sorry to all you men out there....I'm just incredibly bitter.

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Quote from: Stealthgrrl on August 12, 2009, 08:53:38 AM
MY perfect man would say these things, in this order:

"I do"

"I don't feel so good."

"I want (gasp) my wife to (coughing jag) have everything...my will is in the file cabinet."

"Goodbye, dear. Enjoy my millions!"

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. All women should become lesbians, and all men should becoming breeding stock. In a virtual-reality induced comma, where they can't harm anyone.

Quote from: Janet Lynn on August 12, 2009, 02:10:05 AM

2. Shouldn't you be down at the mall with your girlfriends?

It reads like: stop bothering and let me watch the football match. ^_^

Why would you want someone to ask you if you want to watch them wash the car?   
That's like so demeaning - "your only good enough to watch me do the work".

Quote from: Nicky on August 31, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
Why would you want someone to ask you if you want to watch them wash the car?   
That's like so demeaning - "your only good enough to watch me do the work".

If he wants to wash the car, let him.  I'd prefer that I not have to keep my eye on him while he does it, though.

Unless, of course, he has this terrific body and it is really hot out so he has to strip down and then gets soapy water all over when washing the car...   

[Calm down Kate.   Breath deeply and just settle down. ]

- Kate

I guess "Damn, your little sister is so hot" didn't make the cut?

Quote from: tekla on September 01, 2009, 11:21:24 AM
I guess "Damn, your little sister is so hot" didn't make the cut?

Just as "You must be the studious one in your family" didn't make it either.

- K

"Oh My GOD! THAT's your MOM?" is to be avoided also.

Interesting.   I wouldn't say he was perfect, though.  Kind of spooky, I'd say.  You'd be wondering what he's cooking up to win all those 'brownie points' first for....

No doubt because he's going to start 'working late at the office' real soon.

It would be great if he said my wardrobe needs to be expanded and "Here's the credit card."    I agree with Maryteresa. What is it he really wants?