I want to write. I've always wanted to be a novelist, but it's really hard.
....and my "I know it won't happen" dream is to be a transgender rock star. Up on stage, ripping electric guitar shredding to my left and sexy bass to my right. A competent drummer knowing his place in the background. And me, centre stage in revealing, skin tight leather and spandex, straddling my microphone and hitting the high notes that make the ladies and the boys alike melt and rush me after the show. Bathed in the spotlight, showing the world who I am with a "F*** off and f*** you" attitude to go along with it and getting paid to do it. God I wish it was 1984.