Sent to me by my mother:
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 185.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5' 5"."
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
