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Started by Matthew J. F, November 02, 2009, 02:42:46 AM

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Matthew J. F

November 02, 2009, 02:42:46 AM Last Edit: November 05, 2009, 12:23:10 AM by Susan
Obviously this woman from the story is a man hater and I hate to be approached by this woman on the streets!

My phantom balls are hurting after reading this story.

Poor dude!

QuoteLangley man loses testicle after random, vicious kick by woman

By Katie Mercer, The ProvinceOctober 28, 2009

Men walking about in Langley should be wary after a woman viciously kicked a man in the groin, causing him to lose a testicle.

"I just want to know what her problem is," Anthony Clark, 22, told The Province Tuesday. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."

Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.

That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."...

http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/loses+testicle+after+random+vicious+kick+woman/2152272/story.html
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Lachlann

#1
November 02, 2009, 04:02:08 AM
Ouch!

While watching someone get hit in the groin can be funny, it's also dangerous to both genders. You can potentially kill someone.

Also, I hear that area gets very tender on T. :x
Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own
Love will open every door it's in your hands, the world is yours
Don't hold back and always know, all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for, spread your wings and soar
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Jay

#2
November 02, 2009, 04:16:36 AM
I hear that OUCH!  :-X

Jay


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Miniar

#3
November 02, 2009, 08:02:43 AM
 :icon_omfg:

:eusa_sick:

:icon_shakefist:




"Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell" - Nietzsche
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Janet_Girl

#4
November 02, 2009, 10:57:32 AM
Where was she?  It would save me $1500.  :icon_reface:.


Janet
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heatherrose

#5
November 02, 2009, 11:37:14 AM


Being an empathetic person I hate to hear
about or see anybody getting "racked up". As
I was watching "America's Funniest Home Video"
in the T.V. lounge of a truck stop, it came to
the obligatory kid with a t-ball bat "accident",
I cringed and squirmed in my seat, when I
looked around, all the guys where staring at me.



"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Mr. Fox

#6
November 02, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
That's horrible!  Some guys double over from a light "ball-tagging"; a hit hard enough to rupture a testicle must have been hell.
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Walter

#7
November 02, 2009, 03:17:02 PM
Quote from: Matthew J. F on November 02, 2009, 02:42:46 AM

My phantom balls are hurting after reading this story.


Mine too..
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Catherine

#8
November 02, 2009, 03:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mr. Fox on November 02, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
That's horrible!  Some guys double over from a light "ball-tagging"; a hit hard enough to rupture a testicle must have been hell.

Its one of those things that is undescribable.. I will be glad when mine are history
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heatherrose

#9
November 02, 2009, 03:34:32 PM


I describe it as a "Terminal Belly Ache".



"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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cynthialee

#10
November 02, 2009, 03:48:02 PM
I would like to be rid of mine but that story just makes ya cringe. I hate when I get racked I couldnt imagine that trauma.
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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Lachlann

#11
November 02, 2009, 06:26:39 PM
Quote from: Mr. Fox on November 02, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
That's horrible!  Some guys double over from a light "ball-tagging"; a hit hard enough to rupture a testicle must have been hell.
I hear getting clipped hurts more than full blown hit. Or so I've only heard from my friends who are dudes... any MTFs willing to shed some light?
Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own
Love will open every door it's in your hands, the world is yours
Don't hold back and always know, all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for, spread your wings and soar
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Janet_Girl

#12
November 02, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
Well it is one of the hazards of tucking improperly.  :-X


Janet
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cynthialee

#13
November 02, 2009, 07:08:34 PM
Yes Tristan they can hurt alot more from a well placed tap than a full on hit. Just one of the hazards of being a person with testicles.
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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Radar

#14
November 02, 2009, 07:29:32 PM
"That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen."

:icon_eek:
To his... abdomen?
:icon_eek:
"In this one of many possible worlds, all for the best, or some bizarre test?
It is what it is—and whatever.
Time is still the infinite jest."
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heatherrose

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November 02, 2009, 07:37:34 PM Last Edit: November 02, 2009, 08:42:47 PM by heatherrose



Quote from: Radar on November 02, 2009, 07:29:32 PMTo his... abdomen?

Yup, that is where they come from and
when it gets cold that is where they go,
when they get cold and when we tuck but
to have one driven up there is unimaginable  :icon_eek:



I once asked a friend what it felt like to have breasts, to which she responded,
"What does it feel like to have a penis?" What does it feel like to be racked?
It is like trying to describe red to a person who was born blind but if I
were able to compare it to a pain which all might be familiar with,
I would have to say it compares to about an hours worth of a dull
throbbing toothache compressed down to about thirty seconds.







"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Silver

#16
November 03, 2009, 01:45:56 AM
It's times/stories like these that make me happy I've got no balls.
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Julie Marie

#18
November 03, 2009, 08:23:44 AM
Quote from: Tristan H. on November 02, 2009, 06:26:39 PM
I hear getting clipped hurts more than full blown hit. Or so I've only heard from my friends who are dudes... any MTFs willing to shed some light?

It's more effective than a stun gun.   I think in the full on blow the body goes into shock, kind of like when you're in a car accident.

As for the assailant, my guess is she had a bad run in with a testicle toting humanoid.  :icon_chainsaw:

Julie
When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself.
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DRAIN

#19
November 03, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
i'm sure if anyone could see the faces i made reading this, they would have been ROFLing xD
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ok i'm done, i swear
-=geboren um zu leben=-
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