The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee..'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted..

I literally chuckled aloud at this one. Thanks for the healthy laugh.

Quote from: nickie on November 07, 2009, 02:15:26 PM

I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted..

Thanks Nickie.  I snorted which always make my GF laugh.  I snort when something is very funny.  But you hurt me, because I got to laughing which right now I should not do.  Where is my Vicodin?


Janet

That's pretty funny.

Hee Hee,
I'm not sure if I can tell that one at work

Cindy