I love it when they ask you a question, you try and answer, they tell you to shut up! "Day and night, night and day, work my fingers to the bone, for what?" "I don't..." "Shut up!!! When I ask you a question, you keep your trap shut! Think I'm talking to hear myself talk? Answer me!!!"

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot. "Well what the... who... I'll... get out of my face!"


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I love Bill Cosby .

Now that was a real account of a visit to the dentist! How funny!

 

Quote from: heatherrose on November 16, 2009, 07:06:29 PM

If you think this is funny, you should hear his account of the first time
he drove his Cobra GT "the fire extinguisher relieved itself and so did I".

HAHA!!  That's funny   Was that on 'Himself'?  I don't recall.  But I'll look up some more stuff from him.  I noticed that he told a lot of his jokes on The Cosby Show as well.  I used to watch it a lot but didn't put the two together until I saw "Himself".  But OMGoshness I love Bill Cosby.  He's got the most awesome face to tell jokes with.

Quote from: heatherrose on November 16, 2009, 10:27:19 PM

I think the Cobra bit was on one of his "albums"
that he did in the late 60's or early 70's.

AHH okay!  I'll check that out

We got this on DVD; the kids love it. I saw it when I was a kid (25+ years ago) and it's still funny!!