You're the portly guy with vids of you peeing everywhere, bravo!
I've hardly done anything about the STP issue, but guys making messes on the floor in stalls, that inspires me to get moving on this.
I pee standing up at home, using a big huge ol' orange funnel, the kind you use for putting oil in your car - I've still found "new and interesting ways to pee on myself" which makes me seriously cautious about using a medicine spoon. But I need to get on this and do it, get practice in - I'm noticing that I get zero funny looks using the men's room but tons using the women's, it's only a matter of time before Security gets called, frankly.
I'm sure you are a peeing hero for many of us, keep up the good work.