Enjoy

"Wife: Have abandoned you for everlasting life, per Matthew 19:29."
"Fun Fact: Divorce is American Christians' 4th favorite way to ignore Jesus!"

Classic. I also like how it makes absolutely no mention of lesbians. They must be okay, then! I'm saved!

Outrageous!  Hateful!  Bigotted!  Blasphemous!  Unamerican!  Unchristian!  Truthful! Everything a person could ask for!  Thanks Tekla.

SusanKG

That was pure win. I linked it to another forum I'm on =D