Quote from: TQ on November 09, 2009, 02:01:10 AM
Thought of the day:

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Also, never take a laxative when you are having a sneezing fit 

Quote from: riven_one on November 09, 2009, 10:58:44 AM
Also, never take a laxative when you are having a sneezing fit 

...unless you want to have a s**t fit too. 

bwahaha!

Is Riven One peeing on the curtains? 

Oh, Virginia your terrible!!!

Yeah, I know

Even worse than the time I sneezed when wearing a balaclave, you have to take it off sometime!!

This site erkels my ignorance. Lets see, online dictionary.....balaclave.....well how about balaclava, um, ski mask?

That would be one nasty sneeze covered hat.

Ah the three witches of Susan's
Erkle, Smerkle, and Ferkle.

I wish one of them had bought a dictionary.

Then again how can you buy a dictionary on-line if cannot spell?



Cindy

Thank you all. I needed that.

I can spell, just can't bloody well type!!  A bit like the radio ad for help with literacy and numeracy that gives you a phone number to ring.

Quote from: justmeinoz on November 29, 2009, 01:30:42 AM
I can spell, just can't bloody well type!!  A bit like the radio ad for help with literacy and numeracy that gives you a phone number to ring.

Yea, I loved that ad. I think at the begining of the campaign you could write in, or email for details.
Love it.

I have to admit my spelling is terrible. I have become very dependent on auto corrects. I've now gone out and bought a dictionary. Next I must open it . Then I need to use it

Cindy

Quote from: CindyJames on November 29, 2009, 02:02:05 AM
I have to admit my spelling is terrible. I have become very dependent on auto corrects. I've now gone out and bought a dictionary. Next I must open it . Then I need to use it

Cindy

Me too!  And I'm majoring in English!  All this automated stuff is making me dumb. 

one more week!!!  then this blasted semester will be over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!

You could always prescribe to the Geofry Chaucer style of spelling - just make it up!

I think I am a bit dyslexic. My ability to spell varies from day to day. I have a related thing too where I can't form consistent leter shapes so my handwriting is more than a bit shoddy. Weirdly I spell much better when typing. I think it is to do with word shapes. It is easier for me to see when the word shape looks wrong on the screen, probably because the word shapes are more consistent than when I hand write them.

Sorry, I did not add to the funny 

Aw...we love you anyway, Nicky! 

Handwriting, especially cursive gives me a lot of freedom in spelling.    As long as the first and last letters are the same, that's all you need.  Just stick some loops in the middle. 

I didn't add to the funny either.

My handwriting has gotten so bad that when I refinanced my house there was an actual discussion amongst the loan officers of whether my signature was acceptable, since it resembles a squiggly line 

I love me too Jaimey!  "I'm just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of me, I'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna touch me so much........I love me baby...." 

I think signitures are so last century. Plus mine changes all the time, I just can't do it consistently  Some times I get told to rewrite it so it looks more like my ID sig - way to go security 

Hey everyone here's a joke (which is funny because it's true!).

What do a pitbull and Sarah Palin have in common?

Dead fish jokes!

Do you ever feel like watching late night television and reading posts don't go together well?

Or maybe it does 

Depends on ones state of sobriety I guess 

Sobriety, like so many things, is over-rated.

Quote from: LordKAT on December 04, 2009, 05:41:35 AM
Sobriety, like so many things, is over-rated.

Frank Sinatra: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.