A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.  When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. 
The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might."

 
LOL!

A man walks into to Walmart.  A new employee greets him and after a short conversation, the new guy leads the customer off into the store.  The Manager was watching and smiled that the new guy was going to work out.

After about a half hour, the new guy and the customer came walking up to the registers.  They were pushing carts with a Flat screen, DVD player, Videos, and a new satellite system.  The manager was just amassed at this sale.  After the customer left, the manager walked up to the customer.

Manager:  Good Sale!  How did you do it?
New Guy:  Well the guy came in looking for Tampons.  So I took him to Pharmacy.
Manager:  But what about the electronics?
New Guy:  Well we got to talking and I asked "Well seeing nothing is going to happen at your house this week, How about a new video system".



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Janet

Quote from: Kristi on December 08, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.  When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. 
The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might."

Quote from: Janet Lynn on December 08, 2009, 12:51:43 PM
A man walks into to Walmart.  A new employee greets him and after a short conversation, the new guy leads the customer off into the store.  The Manager was watching and smiled that the new guy was going to work out.

After about a half hour, the new guy and the customer came walking up to the registers.  They were pushing carts with a Flat screen, DVD player, Videos, and a new satellite system.  The manager was just amassed at this sale.  After the customer left, the manager walked up to the customer.

Manager:  Good Sale!  How did you do it?
New Guy:  Well the guy came in looking for Tampons.  So I took him to Pharmacy.
Manager:  But what about the electronics?
New Guy:  Well we got to talking and I asked "Well seeing nothing is going to happen at your house this week, How about a new video system".



Hugs and Love
Janet

Walmart's a funny place !!  LOL
Jamie

Quote from: jamie lee on December 08, 2009, 10:19:40 PM
Walmart's a funny place !!  LOL
Jamie

Ye, just check out the customers costumes. (People of Walmart)