Oh wait, being a woman? I know this one, gimmie a sec...

*Getting yelled at for sitting on top of the monkey bars in school, because your school uniform requires a skirt that barely passes your kneecaps. Same thing about climbing trees.
*Horrible wrenching agony every 28 days (give or take) and mood swings that make you want to kill everyone in sight and eat your body weight in chocolate, washed down with a good bottle of port
*Needing to carry a purse because all of your pants have fake or ridiculously tiny pockets, and then loosing it somewhere.
*Not being able to find a pair of cloth shorts or pants that don't have "Juicy" or something else inane printed in sparkly letters across both cheeks.
*Same note, not being able to find a pair of pants that rises past your hip bones.

need I go on? 

On the other hand, I do have different sets of sheets - two of them. They take too long to line-dry, so I need a second set to sleep on while the first is washing. The linen closet is a cat bed, so the towels stay on the floor in the pantry; and I don't even own a microwave - only real home cooking for me. 

Quote from: Cody Oriole on December 09, 2009, 04:30:47 PM
*Same note, not being able to find a pair of pants that rises past your hip bones.

I agree with you except men's pants are worn at the hips. Women wear pants at the waist (or really, any rise they like.)

Quote from: SilverFang on December 09, 2009, 04:50:30 PM
I agree with you except men's pants are worn at the hips. Women wear pants at the waist (or really, any rise they like.)

Yeah, difference is men's pants don't ride up your crotch like a full-pelvic wedgie. 

Quote from: Cody Oriole on December 09, 2009, 04:55:22 PM
Yeah, difference is men's pants don't ride up your crotch like a full-pelvic wedgie. 

I hated how girl pants did that, when i started to wear baggy pants, after a while, when i tried to wear tighter pants again, all it did was rub me up and make me horny lol, AND it was uncomfortable

Quote from: Cody Oriole on December 09, 2009, 04:55:22 PM
Yeah, difference is men's pants don't ride up your crotch like a full-pelvic wedgie. 

I'll agree with that, it's really irritating.

Quote from: Cody Oriole on December 09, 2009, 04:30:47 PM
*Not being able to find a pair of cloth shorts or pants that don't have "Juicy" or something else inane printed in sparkly letters across both cheeks.

I'm with you on this one. Why would anybody want advertisements on their derriere?

If they want to advertise on my behind it will cost them, not the other way around.



Hugs and Love
Janet

Quote from: SilverFang on December 09, 2009, 04:50:30 PM
I agree with you except men's pants are worn at the hips. Women wear pants at the waist (or really, any rise they like.)

Maybe, but the "let's have pants that barely cover our underpants/pubes" thing is all I've ever found.
Gave up on girls pants years ago

Quote from: Janet Lynn on December 09, 2009, 11:05:28 AM
Not all Dana.  Some smell good enough to eat. 

Oh god oh god I only need one...one for life...one guy who's into me and doesn't care about my equipment and who smells good enough to eat...I hate the way most guys smell. I mean, they don't smell like potential sex partners; they smell all wrong, incompatible. I wish I didn't still have this keen sense of smell. I used to value it, but now it's such a curse. I think of it as my female sense of smell, too. Urk.

So far, I haven't found a single gay guy who smells right to me. I'm beginning to wonder if I'm hardwired to only like the body scent of straight guys. Then I would be in trouble.

Any of you gals actually enjoying a keener sense of smell? What does it do for you?

I agree with you except men's pants are worn at the hips. Women wear pants at the waist

I have to disagree, its men's pants - like suit pants, you know, grown up clothes - that come up to the waist.  Suit and tux pants come up to just under the bottom of the navel.  It's decades of Levis without belts or suspenders, leading into expando-waist jogging stuff, up until guys really gave up and just went with sweatpants, and then just let them fall off altogether that gave them the idea that lower is better.  That's a recent trend, and it's not lasting much longer.

Quote from: Janet Lynn on December 09, 2009, 06:11:40 PM
If they want to advertise on my behind it will cost them, not the other way around.

Lol.

Quote from: tekla on December 09, 2009, 08:21:56 PM
I agree with you except men's pants are worn at the hips. Women wear pants at the waist

I have to disagree, its men's pants - like suit pants, you know, grown up clothes - that come up to the waist.  Suit and tux pants come up to just under the bottom of the navel.  It's decades of Levis without belts or suspenders, leading into expando-waist jogging stuff, up until guys really gave up and just went with sweatpants, and then just let them fall off altogether that gave them the idea that lower is better.  That's a recent trend, and it's not lasting much longer.

Alright.

always hated women's pants that went up to the arm pits. That never made sense to me either.

Arm pits?  Are you sure you weren't wear old man pants?



Hugs and Love
Janet

_{By the way I hate that stupid "Modify" button, I am always clicking it to reply.  Sorry, LordKAT, i did not modify anything.}

You see what you've stirred up here Nero?  LOL
This thread is just going to run and run. 
Great fun!

And run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run,

Just a bump for the thread. 



Hugs and Love
Janet

Quote from: LordKAT on December 10, 2009, 12:50:26 AM
always hated women's pants that went up to the arm pits. That never made sense to me either.

When I was 5 I used to have these stretchy sweat pants and I would hike them up to my armpits to make my family laugh.

Hey, how many pages is the record for a thread on this forum?

Just curious.

Oh, woops, I've just added to it 

When I wore guys' Wranglers, they sat on my hips.  When I wear "classic" women's LL Bean jeans they sit at my waist.  I like these better - they make my legs look longer and are more comfortable.

The fashion of low-slung pants for women, showing off that oh-so-attractive roll of fat just below their waists seems to be on the way out (thank god!).  When I saw a college girl sitting in the coffee shop looking like a refrigerator repairman (i.e. showing off the top several inches of the crack of her behind) I hoped we had gone far enough to let the pendulum swing back.

That old biddy ,
Kate

Why would I want to remain a man when I can be who I am?  (totally seriously)
Bev

Quote from: Cody Oriole on December 09, 2009, 04:30:47 PM
Oh wait, being a woman? I know this one, gimmie a sec...


*Not being able to find a pair of cloth shorts or pants that don't have "Juicy" or something else inane printed in sparkly letters across both cheeks.
*

Oh goshy, that so so funny, when I was a slightly younger gal I use to love cute attractive sparkly letters across my pants, and panties, well I always remember a cute pair of pink panties I use to have years ago with ''pussy power'' printed across the front, don't think my Mam would approve lol too funny.
Another reason too, guys clothes are really so so dull and boring, I get to wear all the cute stuff.
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