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Started by tekla, December 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM

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tekla

December 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...then have sex with a hooker.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Tall-12A7

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December 13, 2009, 01:30:43 PM
What is SUV?
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V M

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December 13, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
Quote from: Tall-12A7 on December 13, 2009, 01:30:43 PM
What is SUV?
SUV=Sports Utility Vehicle

It is a truck that is much like a car
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Tall-12A7

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December 13, 2009, 04:31:51 PM
Quote from: tekla on December 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...then have sex with a hooker.

Now I perfectly understand every word, but I still don't get this joke... Nah, I'm hopeless case...
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myles

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December 13, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
I just wonder when he actually had time to play golf with everything else he had going on. That is not what his coach had in mind  when he said to practice with his wood.
"A life lived in fear is a life half lived"
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V M

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December 13, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
Quote from: myles on December 13, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
I just wonder when he actually had time to play golf with everything else he had going on. That is not what his coach had in mind  when he said to practice with his wood.
:laugh: >:-) :laugh: That's a better joke then the first one
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


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tekla

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December 13, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
Well he certainly had enough people taking care of his balls before he played.
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V M

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December 13, 2009, 11:27:59 PM
Quote from: tekla on December 13, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
Well he certainly had enough people taking care of his balls before he played.
Apparently some were helping with his wood also  >:-)
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


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aubrey

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December 14, 2009, 12:22:52 AM
How many women did Tiger cheat with last month?

FORE!

(sorry lol)
Post Merge: December 14, 2009, 12:25:10 AM

One night Tiger came home a little late from a game and had scratches all over his back. His wife asked what they were from? He said they were from his catty.
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Suzy

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December 23, 2009, 10:14:40 AM
Well when he claimed to get in 18 holes every day he was not joking!

Kristi
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