Quoteyou may not have cool shops but you do seem to have a lot of school spirit
Since everyone here seems to be a jock (picture me scowling as I try to make my way through a crowd of truck-sized football players in the dining hall), I'll get into the spirit: GO EPHS!
(Seriously, I do not understand football. A guy in my dorm tried to teach it to me and laaaaauuughed at my ignorance.)