Yes, We Have No Bananas in my pants.

*sigh* Alas, this is true.

Stephanie Schneiderman - Without You In My Pants

Romeo Void

Girl In Trouble In My Pants

T-Rex

Bang a Gong in my pants

Duran Duran

Union of the Snake in My Pants

Ani Difranco - Callous In My Pants 
Amy Ray - Rodeo In My Pants
Disturbed - Rise In My Pants
The Decemberists - Yankee Bayonet In My Pants

ZZ Top: Sharp Dressed Man in My Pants
Yes: Hold On in My Pants
XTC: Making Plans For Nigel in My Pants

Sarah McLachlan

Sweet Surrender in my pants

lady gaga - bad romance in my pants

oo er

Little Boots: Meddle in my pants

Kylie Minogue: I should be so lucky in my pants

Bullet For My Valentine - Disappear In My Pants
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch In My Pants
Flobots - There's A War Going On For Your Mind In My Pants
Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People In My Pants

Time to let it all hang out 

David Lanz/Paul Speer
-Behind the Waterfall In My Pants

Lord of the Dance
-Breakout In My Pants

The Kinks
-Come Dancing In My Pants

Linkin Park
-No More Sorrow In My Pants
-Place for My Head In My Pants

Oingo Boingo
-Weird Science In My Pants

Joey Talbot
-So Long & Thanks for All the Fish In My Pants

Muse
-Uprising In My Pants

The Talking Heads
-Once In a Lifetime In My Pants

System of a Down
-Toxicity In My Pants

(Van Canto) - I'm alone in my pants (too true... )

The Cure

Hot Hot Hot in my pants 

I always played this game with friends whenever there were fortune cookies. The fortunes always provide good comedy material.

Rule: Read fortune, and add 'in my pants' to the end. See who's is best.

Ex. "Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way... in my pants."

Bob Marley

Stir It Up in my pants

The Call:

What's Happened to You in My Pants

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Quote from: Austen on January 17, 2010, 02:28:18 PM
I always played this game with friends whenever there were fortune cookies. The fortunes always provide good comedy material.

Rule: Read fortune, and add 'in my pants' to the end. See who's is best.

Ex. "Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way... in my pants."

I've heard of 3 other things to tack onto the end of a fortune cookie message:

...in bed.
...on a stick.
...with a toilet seat cover.

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on January 21, 2010, 11:40:46 AM
I've heard of 3 other things to tack onto the end of a fortune cookie message:

...in bed.
...on a stick.
...with a toilet seat cover.

I'll be sure to try them all... In my pants.

L'arc~en~Ciel
-Milky Way in my pants. (Look...my pants aren't that big.. >>; )
-Follow Me in my pants. (You know you want to~   Jk- Jk- XD)

Alice Nine
-Akatsuki in my pants. (If you know what Naruto is, this might be hilarious. XD)

ELO
-Mr.Blue Sky in my pants. (When did he get there..?)

Gorgol Bordello
-Shy kind of Guy in my pants. (Ohhoho~ XD )

The Clockwork Quartet
-The Doctor's Wife in my pants. (*headdesks, laughing*)

Tsuneo Imahori
-Gunpowder Tea in my pants. (Look, my pants are a very effective storage space.)

Maximum the Hormone
-What's up, People in my pants. (Hows it going in there? XD)

Jack Johnson
-If I had Eyes in my pants. (That would be dark.)

Blumchen
-Du und Ich in my pants. (If thats not suggestive, I don't know what is. XD [Du und ich means You and I in german])

I'm sorry for posting so much. XD I did this once and I just had to share the other funny ones that I ended up with.
Adrian

Hit random play, and this is what I got:

Andrew Lloyd Webber:

This Jesus Must Die in my pants.  (I am sooo going to hell.    )


Traditional:

Black Nag in my pants.  (I've heard of being a horse's ass, but really!)

Adamski:

Back to Front in my pants (Anyone remember Kris Kross?)

Modest Mussorgsky (Performed by the London Symphony Orchestra):

Baba Yaga and the Great Gate of Kiev in my pants (What a poetic description.  Now if only I could find someone to seek out Baba Yaga while storming my gate.  )

Traditional:

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing in my pants!  ( Well, what else would they do in there?)