My dad sent me a birthday card.
On the front is a sexy cowgirl in a suggestive pose, top seductively undone, cowgirl hat, jeans, midriff exposed, ie hot.
The text on the front says:
Hey, Birthday Boy! Are you in the mood for someone who really delivers?
And the inside says: Call Fried Chicken Delight! I hear they have the best legs in town! Oh, well, Happy Birthday.
I love that man!!!
Jay