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Talking to the "Boy Bits"

Started by K8, March 06, 2010, 10:35:23 AM

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LivingInGrey

I never have nice or encouraging words when I speak of or at 'it'.

My SO has come to it's defense several times and that irks me to no end. 
(ROCK) ---> ME <--- (HARD PLACE)
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Autumn

Quote from: milktea on March 10, 2010, 10:03:28 AM
i'm really kind of sick for saying this -- i always thought it'll be really cool to own a pair of testicles in amber (okay maybe just plastic resin) as shelf ornament  >:-)

I kept my surviving wisdom teeth (only 2), with the intention of making them into a necklace...  >:-) I wouldn't do the same with the boys, but amber would be hilarious.


Quote from: Dàwkbua on March 07, 2010, 04:08:44 AM
Oh yeah, also I take great pleasure in knowing that my disposed of bits were incinerated in a container of medical waste. <evil grin>

Okay I'm done being morbid now. :: goes and stands in the corner ::

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Medical Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat ->-bleeped-<-.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my scrote.
And killed me.
And cut me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these folds of skin make a beautiful slit.
And we sit to pee.
But we've got a great clit.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.



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Flan

Quote from: Autumn on March 10, 2010, 11:42:20 AM
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
the cake is a lie
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
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Starscrash

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