A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot...The sign on the cage said $50.00.
"Why so little?" she asked the store owner.
The owner said, "Look, I should tell you, this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the cage in her living room and waited for the bird to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls were a bit offended but then began to laugh about it when told where the parrot had been raised.
Soon, the woman's husband Mike came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Mike."
